A hungry lion came across two men in the jungle. One was reading a book, while the other was typing. The lion pounced and devoured the writer. Then he left. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

A man is driving down the highway when a rabbit starts to cross. The driver swerves, but hits the animal. being a sensitive individual, he stops his car and examines the rabbit which appears to be rather flat and dead.
Just then, a woman pulls over to the side of the road and joins him. she studies the rabbit for a moment and returns to her car, extracts a can and sprays its contents onto the road kill. In moments, the rabbit is revived, jumps up and waves its paw at the two humans and then hops off across a field. After a few metres, it turns and waved again. iIt hops a little further and waves its paw again.
The man is totally astonished and asked to see the can. On it is a label which reads "Hare spray-restores life to dead hare. Adds permanent wave."

Headliners

-Obesity study looks for larger test group

-Teacher Strikes Idle Kids, Again

-Hollywood Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

-Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


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